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Total Medals Earned: 88 (From
14 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,240 Points
A Bit of Fun
10 Points Die with heart in your eyes.
25 Points Collect all bits.
25 Points Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (60/310 points)
5 Points Welcome to Asslevania!
5 Points Reach level 2.
5 Points Don't skip the intro.
5 Points What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
5 Points Welcome back!
10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medals Earned: 6/30 (35/500 points)
25 Points You made 10000 Kills
25 Points You restored 1000 health points.
25 Points You made 1000 Kills
25 Points You dodged 100 attacks
Medals Earned: 4/16 (100/500 points)
Caesar's Day Off
25 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
25 Points RAAAWR.
25 Points T_T
Medals Earned: 3/4 (75/100 points)
10 Points Kill your first enemy.
10 Points Launch your first mortar strike.
25 Points Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Medals Earned: 3/14 (45/500 points)
5 Points Master the Fire Flip.
5 Points View the intro movie.
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/415 points)
5 Points You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
5 Points You found the baseball bat!
5 Points You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
5 Points The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
5 Points You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
5 Points You found the hidden skull!
5 Points Start the game... press the play button.
10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
25 Points You found the video game controller!
25 Points You found the magical shrunken head!
Medals Earned: 22/44 (190/500 points)
10 Points Manage to cut off the chandelier.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/340 points)
5 Points Watch the Intro
10 Points Clear the first 5 waves
25 Points Kill 100 Regulars
25 Points Clear Wave 11
25 Points Clear Wave 8
Medals Earned: 5/15 (90/400 points)
5 Points Fail to grasp the core concept of pausing.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/295 points)